Your flavor is Bacon!
Some things resist change—because they don’t need to change. Bacon is one of those things. You are too. Call it “stuck in your ways” if you like, but we prefer “authentic.” Sure, sometimes an authentic bacon experience includes crippling heartburn. And likewise, sometimes when your generosity leads you to give a stranger the shirt off your back, that stranger walks away wearing an authentically threadbare Korn t-shirt from ‘99. (Or whichever band represents your personal glory days.) But hey, those guys were way better than any of the stuff out there today.