Vanilla Black Pepper
Beneath your conventional facade lies the most dangerous kind of rebel: a subtle one. You don’t flout the rules in obvious ways that’ll tip off the squares. You drive 37 in a 35. You wear white after Labor Day. You swim 20 minutes after eating. (You don’t feed the animals at the zoo, per se, but you eat in front of them, which is similar.) Maybe one day the rest of us will start thinking for ourselves. Until then, lead the way.