Some people just know how to have fun—anytime, anywhere. Then there’s you, who makes those people look like listless dullards. You get pre-RSVPs, because if you can’t make the party, it’s off. Senior year you won “Most Fun”—even though that wasn’t a category. Your spirit animal is a technicolor dolphin with speakers for fins. Best of all, you’re fun because of who you are, not what you do. So, if you ever retire your famous Typhoon Keg-Stand™, you won’t have to worry about losing friends over it.