Irish Creme Stout
Unlike the Tequilas of the world, your love of making merry is balanced by a tendency towards realism. You’re always mindful of the fact that life is tough, so when the good times are rolling—your birthday party, for example—it’s clear to everyone that you’re genuinely grateful to be there. It’s an endearing quality. Of course, a small part of you is also genuinely convinced that the price for such a great party is surely some kind of tragedy. But rather than kill the vibe by sharing your fears directly, you usually say something like, “Anyone heard from grandma lately?” right before blowing out the candles. It’s strange timing. But life is strange. Don’t beat yourself up.