Huckleberry Jelly

You are the human version of comfort food. People seek you out for your exemplary listening skills, sweet, non-judgemental demeanor, and bear-like hugs. With all this in mind, it’s not surprising that you’re one of the few people on Earth who can make a cowboy boots/sweatpants combo look kinda okay. The downside, of course, is that you know far more about the secrets and insecurities—not to mention stomach-churning medical conditions—of strangers. You may or may not be compatible with people who have peanut-butter-related flavor profiles, as you find them dependable but somewhat thick.