Glazed Donut

So you’re a little prone to sugar crashes. So IT regularly has to unstick your hands from your  keyboard. Who cares? You like AWESOME things. Sure, sometimes your enthusiasm leads to trouble.  Salesperson: “This vacuum is autonomous.” You: “I’ll take 17.” And ditto for the NOT AWESOME  judgements of childhood. Dentist’s receptionist: “Hi, is your mommy home?” You: “I’m 40.” Dentist’s  receptionist: “Oh, it says ‘age at last visit: 6.’” You: Click. But all things considered, the world would be  a better—albeit stickier—place if everyone followed your lead.