Caramel Cosmic Crisp
Some people are very weird. And then there’s you, who make those people look like yawn-inducing squares. It stems from your insatiable need for self-expression. Granted, it’s not easy to see what, for instance, walking around with a lobster on your shoulder says about who you are. Ditto for your refusal to eat any meal that doesn’t feature clearly defined “gooey” and “crunchy” courses. At the very least it’s safe to say you’re not afraid to follow your own path. Unless, of course, there are pigeons on said path. Then you are afraid. Because you’re convinced they’re reincarnated piranhas.