Bacon

Some things resist change—because they don’t need to change. Bacon is one of those things. You  are too. Call it “stuck in your ways” if you like, but we prefer “authentic.” Sure, sometimes an  authentic bacon experience includes crippling heartburn. And likewise, sometimes when your  generosity leads you to give a stranger the shirt off your back, that stranger walks away wearing an  authentically threadbare Korn t-shirt from ‘99. (Or whichever band represents your personal glory  days.) But hey, those guys were way better than any of the stuff out there today.